I’m very busy, but I feel like I’ve been neglecting you–blogoverse, you don’t deserve that. I’m sorry, and to make it up I’ve decided to dedicate this post to hot vampires.
Let me start by saying that I don’t really like scary vamps… they give me the creepy bejeebies–but I do appreciate that we’ve turned them into a blood sucking sex symbol.
So without further adue, I give you the vamps. (Because I know that’s why you clicked through, right?)
First and foremost I give you my favorite bad boy vamp of all time. He’s just the right amount of hot, and still the star of many a ‘If I ever have to get turned into a vamp–I totally want it to be by this guy’ daydream.
Spike
Oh, hi Spike–it’s nice to see you again. I’ve been missing you–do you think maybe we could go for espressos later or something? What’s that Spike? You don’t drink coffee? Oh, just blood? That does make sense. Have you met my friend?
Eric
He’s from this vamp town and they have this stuff called Tru Blood. It’s supposed to be a lot like human blood only way gross–but I know you do prefer the human variety, maybe this guy would prefer the synthetic stuff?
Angel
Oh, speaking of Angel–he’s the kind of vamp that all vamps should be compared to. He’s tortured, broody–and lickable. But, there’s a new vamp in town that is giving him a run for his money in my ‘vamps I’d make out with’ category.
Damon
That’s right boys–there’s a new vamp in town and I am all sorts of giddy school girl over this one? Oh? Well, I really think the only way for us to decide who the hottest vamp in town is would be an old fashioned fight to the death, or eternal damnation as the case may be.
Have a Nice Day and Watch out for the Big Yellow Chicken.
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This is my favorite post of yours EVAH. *purrrr*
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By HWPetty on 11.05.09 11:28 am | Permalink
hey wait just there a minute. You didnt include me!
BTW, this guy vampire was one of my first followers way back when. His blog is stinkin hilarious:
http://chetoftheundead.blogspot.com/
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Jamie Reply:
November 5th, 2009 at 12:17 pm
that blog is greatness…
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By Screwed Up Texan on 11.05.09 11:30 am | Permalink
ANGEL! *pant pant*
David Boreanaz is sooooo the reason I watch Bones.
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By Larissa on 11.05.09 11:46 am | Permalink
Ok, you can bite me, Eric, I don’t mind. Oh, and you want to little taste of the goods, too, Mr. Spike – Ok. Oh, wait – did I just say that out loud. Crap!
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By ChantalKirkland on 11.05.09 12:02 pm | Permalink
Yeah IDK…where’s Bill and Edward … oh and Brad Pitt in Interview with a Vampire. I think you are missing some important ones here!
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Jamie Reply:
November 5th, 2009 at 12:16 pm
Ahhh, left Eddie out on purpose… didn’t want it to be one of THOSE posts… but as for Bill… yech! I am so not into him!
But I was remiss in forgetting Brad… I’ll give you that.
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By Marybeth on 11.05.09 12:06 pm | Permalink
Damon is the best part of The Vampire Diaries.
Do you prefer long haired Eric or short haired Eric?
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By Alligator Aly on 11.05.09 12:21 pm | Permalink
I hate Bill, but LOVE Eric and Damon. Totally agree that they’re the hottest vamps. And for the record, I’m all about short haired Eric.
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Jamie Reply:
November 5th, 2009 at 1:07 pm
Damon… I have vamp dreams about him.
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Jamie Reply:
November 5th, 2009 at 1:36 pm
I think I need to do a boys of twilight post…
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By Lisa on 11.05.09 12:46 pm | Permalink
My heart skipped a beat when I saw Spike at the top. :] He is effing beautiful.
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Jamie Reply:
November 5th, 2009 at 1:06 pm
he really just is.
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By Emma on 11.05.09 1:00 pm | Permalink
Mmm…Damon! Where’s Edward or Emmett at least?
Great post for fun afternoon viewing!
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By Tiffany on 11.05.09 1:33 pm | Permalink
What about Mick St. John from the short-lived MOONLIGHT ?
And Henry Fitzroy from BLOOD TIES?
And, okay, he was technically not a full vampire, but Michael in the Lost Boys? Heck, ALL of them!
Or Julian Luna from Kindred: The Embraced!
I’m done now. =)
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By Amy on 11.05.09 2:08 pm | Permalink
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By Totally The Bomb.com » Blog Archive » Edward, The Vamp I Intentionally Left Out on 11.06.09 5:25 pm | Permalink
I dig it! And I’m glad you mentioned Eric and not Bill, the gloomy gus shorty from Tru Blood. I like em’ tall and stalkery. The extra reach makes it easier to nab you and carry you away to their lair, right?
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Jamie Reply:
November 6th, 2009 at 7:57 pm
@jmartinlibrarian: vampire lair… I am so in.
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By jmartinlibrarian on 11.06.09 7:57 pm | Permalink
I love 1. Spike
2.Eric
3.Damon
4.Mick St.John
5.Angel
6.Stefan
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Jamie Harrington Reply:
January 15th, 2010 at 9:20 pm
@vANEE, ohhh that is a GOOD list
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By vANEE on 01.15.10 9:13 pm | Permalink
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